BULLISH ON STYLE. BEARISH ON BORING.
Lifestyle apparel for traders, investors, market makers, and bag holders. Capitalism has never looked so good.
Stock Market American
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We celebrate the hustle, the wins, and even the occasional catastrophic loss (it builds character!) while embracing the sheer, unadulterated fun of capitalism. Forget the boring suits and the political noise; we’re all about the joy of capitalism and the confidence that comes from knowing that even if you lose it all, you'll still have the sweet shirt on your back.
Invest in your wardrobe.
Most items are cheaper than a share of PLTR. Treat yourself!
About Stock Market American
Our Philosophy (The Investment Thesis)
We don't have a mission statement. We have an investment thesis. And it's simple: looking good is the best revenge.
Our designs are engineered to outperform the index of boring, generic apparel. We're long on style, short on subtlety.
We're perpetually bullish, we love money, and the shared trauma of a market downturn. Our apparel is a leading indicator of a good time.
This is our official, company-wide policy. We don't acknowledge losses, only opportunities to average down.
Our Community (The Shareholders)
Our community is a collection of the finest financial minds, degenerate gamblers, and aspiring capitalists. You are the traders, the analysts, the crypto degens, the finance bros, and the honorable bagholders. You understand the thrill of a green day and the soul-crushing agony of a red one. You know what it means to have diamond hands, and you've probably held a stock a little too long.
Wearing Stock Market American is the secret handshake. It's the quiet nod across the bar that says, "I get it. I've been there. My portfolio is also in shambles, but at least I look good."
Welcome to the shareholder meeting. We're glad you're here. Now, buy something. Dr. Siness has a payment to make.
Stock Market Americans are doing the heavy lifting in this economy!
Josh Brown, The Compound (not affiliated w SMA)
